Uh oh

You know it's not going to be a good day at work when you've only been here 9 minutes and people are already starting to bug you.

"Do you have Finding Nemo in paperback?" Um, no.
"Are you sure?" Yes.
"It'd be really great if I could read it."
Well, maybe you could rent the movie and turn on the subtitles??

"I can't believe how many books my daughter reads in a month!" (polite) Mm, really?
"Oh yes, she just reads and reads and I can't keep her in books. She's a very advanced reader!"
Wow, I've never heard *that* before, let me pretend to feign interest as you explain how very gifted your child is.

I probably should not be working the reference desk today.