I can NOT believe this. I strained the muscle in my right calf. This is NOT to be confused with the muscle I strained in my left calf four weeks ago. And also NOT to be confused with the hamstring that I pulled four weeks before that. And here's the wonderfully ironic part, I strained it on the gosh darn (ahem) ELLIPTICAL machine. How in the HELL does anyone hurt themselves on the elliptical machine?!? All your doing is swishing your feet back and forth. Bloody effing hell.
And cue the Twilight Zone music. Hamstring pull: October 23rd. Left calf pull: November 22nd. Right calf pull: December 21.
So what to do? What to do? Rest, ice, compress, stare at ceiling, twiddle thumbs, go swimming...oh wait, the pool at the Y is closed. Bad karma. Really bad, bad karma. I must have kicked kittens and tripped old ladies in my former life.
All I want for Christmas...is my life back.
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God is good! You better get yourself some prayer the next time you are at church!
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